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Friday

Part 2If You Fit, They Would Acquit! Wal-Mart Panty Man!

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Comment at the end of this story about the Wal-Mart "Mr.March" with Your Funny one liner!

If Your Fit, They Will Acquit!

I think we can all agree ....

If The Guy Had Been Hotter, 
No One at Wal-Mart Would Have Complained.
Better Yet, If He Had Been A Hot Chick, 
Well I think The Story Might Have Ended Differently!

First is of course my jokes and two cents opinion, the real Story and headline is below, indented!
 

Buy.com
Ironic one can go to a shopping center and see half naked men and women on posters and calenders. Or better yet, ON THE TAGS of SAID underwear modeled! Ha!

I honestly Think sometimes I should have been an attorney. What a great defense, Nearly as good as the one I dreamed up for Michael Vick ( a little too late, in my defense no one hired me for consultation, ha)

Here is the Story! HILARIOUS, in a Sick kind of way =)

The ACTUAL story is Highlighted, so you do not get is confused with my Musings or ass some say (smart A$$ remarks)

If he were fit, I bet they would Acquit!!

That is NOT the kind of Glove you can try on.


Didn't you find it at all peculiar that the ""  No Glove, No Love", you were trying on had FIVE opening? 

No the Stitching on the fingers, is NOT ribbed for her pleasure!


It says Lambskin Rodney NOT Sheepskin. There is NOTHING natural about a 5 finger special!

Oh Please tell me you are not going to put those back on the shelves! I thought the packages were taped because of a shipping incident.

NO You cannot RESTOCK the gloves either!

How long has that cheese been with the underwear?

No that is not mayonnaise and I do not want to visit the McDonald's in the building!

Below Is The Original Story! 
That created the Party in my head. One liners, cheese and Panty Jokes!

Man's pics of panty poses shared with Wal-Mart shoppers
Ha Did you REALLY think I could NOT find and Anti Panti Reference?
FREMONT, OHIO -- Police in Fremont say they've caught the man believed to have been posing in panties and sharing the images with Wal-Mart shoppers.






Rodney Kunkle, 44, of Toledo, was arrested by Fremont Police on Thursday on two counts of Pandering Obscenity, a fifth degree felony.
Authorities say that recent customers of the Fremont Wal-Mart have returned to their cars to find photographs of Kunkel wearing female undergarments tucked into the windshields of their vehicles. Kunkel is believed to have posed for the pictures, then put the photographs on the windshields of cars parked in Wal-Mart's lot.  He also put the photographs on shelves of the store's cosmetic section, according to police.
Kunkel has admitted to authorities that he placed the nude photographs of himself wearing only female undergarments in and around the store.
13 photographs of Kunkel in women's underwear have been confiscated.
Kunkel is scheduled to be arraigned on the charges in Fremont Municipal Court.































Much Love, Tammy


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Thursday

Part 1 of "The Wal Mart Panty Man" NEXT! BuyCostumes.com Sent a 20%Coupon to me 4 days ONLY!


20% off - 4 days only!

Part 1 of
"The Wal -Mart  Panty Man" 
Coming up, NEXT!
Man's pics of panty poses shared with Wal-Mart shoppers
by Amulya Raghuveer on the website Toledo On the Move.
I will post the original story and then my anecdotes, in parts so it isn't a long read!
HILARIOUS. This dude entertained my brain for hours.
I hope you will COMMENT and join the conversation!


Shameless Plug/Plea  Please remember to shop using the links on our sites, and PLEASE share. This is my only income, entertainment, and laughter may be good medicine but it is Heck on the mortgage! Please shop, if you do not see it ask! 
Or support us by donating on the website or link below, or purchase advertising!  Or contact me about Sponsorship and investment opportunities in some of our projects!

I have ONLY partnered with companies I know love and trust!! Or I think are Unique and Hilarious! 
This Is Not a OHIO Police officer!

Wal_Mart Panty Poser
Rodney Himself Ouch!
PART ONE! Rodney Kunkel of Ohio shares his debut with Wal-Mart Shoppers! 
Stay Tuned Coming NEXT!







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Be the POLICE That Caught this evil picture passer and panty raider.
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Wednesday

Over 18, Bleaching Cream, Read On!Things I Never Would Have Guessed were for Sale!




Over 18, Things I Never Would Have Guessed were for Sale!
Ok Perhaps I am EXTREMELY low maintenance or perhaps, someone is TOO HIGH Maintenance.

Sure I pluck, Dye, bleach, wax, shave and color.... WITHIN REASON!
It seems that there is a pretty cool company out there that has partnered with me (so click on the links and shop with them so I can eat) Pretty Please!

The company is called : Care to guess?




They have section called, embarrassing products and one called strange.
This completely caught my eye.   Anal Bleaching Cream Yes ladies and gentleman, there is a product available for bleaching those embarrassing anal hairs! What? Who Knew? Last thing I was thinking of whilke "Grooming". Did I miss the anal memo? Is this a problem?
Wonder why you never get a second date? Well we may have found the answer.

Ok Evidently this is a real product and a real issue, but I ma thinking if your anal hair is so repulsive it causes alarm, perhaps it isn't just bleach you need..... Just Saying!

Stay tuned for the NEXT Strange Product on my list!
Much Love,
Tammy
In Deep thought



 
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Friday

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Much Love,
Tammy


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Monday

A Little Late but 365 Posts?

So much just winds up as notes or in my head....


Why can't I get just one kiss, Believe me some things I would not miss.......



Add It Up yes Violent Femmes, but Add it up... I have 15 days to catch up on, if I want to post every day!

Hopefully I will be able to add humor, but if not well it happens.

Progress report:
Skylor Nellor, SUPER DJ, hot, talented and my campaign to be her BFF did NOT in fact land me in jail. As it turns out, she is truly the bomb Diggity with a heck of a sense of humor.
Dating: Well I was trying to do 365 of that too, but wow is it tiring, dating for spot and let me just say, I though I could never get bored, because I am so wildly entertaining, but I have been out with some MISERABLE dudes.
The EX: Still an amazing Freakshow, my dating anti- christ and I am really trying to stay away from the Psycho, but honestly I sometimes miss his crazy ass. Something about a scary love, the love you as much as they destroy you.... SO be warned ladies, form a group, stay away from the dudes that talk out of there ass, in my case literally!
Comedy: I have been writing, got sick, missed my own show and have not been on stage. So if you want to hear the jokes that go with the dates, HOOK ME UP.
Jimmy Johnson: Creeper... Still....

To be continued.....




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Wednesday

Dating in a Bad Economy...

Dating in a Bad Economy...  
My Sign Reads "Date for Food"




Yes , I am Back with more wonderful Advice.

Dating tips for the poor and impoverished, who will procreate out of control and need health car and welfare, hey look that Rhymes... Coincidence?? I think NOT


Enough Talk about Obamacare, He DOES not care if I have a TRUE Stimulus Package or Not!
WAIT.... I get ahead of myself..... stay tuned WEBSITE  re- release soon.

Tammy Colllins, The Hungry Comic "DateForFood.com" 


Paris Hilton of the Trailer Park...
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Saturday

Twitter Calculates Reputation Scores for Each User PLUS And Worst Of Anything Tammy' 2 cents

Visit Mashable and find out how.......
Twitter Calculates Reputation Scores for Each User


My 2 cents!

How's your rep? Remember the Good Old Days When You Only Had High School to Worry About?

Ahh but welcome to the Social Universe. Now Folks lose their jobs over mobile uploads, while partaking in immobilizing loads of debauchery!
I, Tammy Collins, and the Worst Of Anything Team (where we make the Best Of Everything--- Sure I had to add that) are connected to everything. From Twitter, Facebook, Myspace and LinkedIn to some of the more obscure sites for the mainstream like Friend Feed, Reddit, newswire (which coincidently we were banned from, I wonder how that effects our "reputation"?) and Stumble.

Think of it one minute you stumbled on your drunken friends spilled cocktail and the next minute it is you tubed, uploaded, tagged, bagged and your little trip gets posted on Facebook, twitpic then tumbled and full circle you stumble again. Well you probably didn't stumble it, but now your little mishap is viral and you have your 15 seconds of fame and quite possible a trip to unemployment!

Ok So I don't think the article above is going to address your work ordered trips to AA so you can keep teaching those 1st graders, but of course I thought we were talking about "Reputation".

Hmmm I wondered when the Twitter Gods will figure out how to factor in rumor?

Tammy Collins, Paris Hilton of The Trailer Park, the Hungry Comic and without question Worst Of Anything, we make the best of everything!

Thursday

Pansexual Peace Party (PPP) ... When Attend a PPP Rally.... Be very Sure it is the Correct Event!

OBSCURE, and TOTALLY taking themselves seriously Political Party Of the DAY!!  
Or perhaps life, unless the Meth Head Gets A Party Can Quit Grinding their teeth enough to make a speech and a bit for candidacy! Honestly I do think that a Meth themed Political Party could be the only thing NOT thought of!!


Soaking Up Knowledge At A PPP Rally!, Yeah Not So Much
Isn't it GRAND when a funny thought turns into a complete train wreck of KNOWLEDGE?? I decided to brush up on My Political Knowledge!  WOW I am Really GLAD I did!!


Oh HEY!! SCREWED up Politician that Picked THIS Party to be backed by.... huh huh huh huh .....Imagine that a Politician that likes to be Backed Up, (She Said Backed Up ha ha)...
YO BACKED up that Eeeeezzzz (is).If you have heard me speak you know how AWESOME this sounds!!

Members, Members, Members.......Wow and Look at the Support?? Comedy could not dream this up!






My Gift to the PPP: Here is a Freebie from little ol me: The Political Ad for the PPP Candidate :  
THE Commercial:
 
First our Politician PPP Candy-Date in the Commercial would say in perfect DICKtion well pronounced English :
"Are you FED up with ALL the CROOKED Politicians?

But then Our Political candidate brings it to the people............... in his/her BEST PIMP DADDY- Or  "Hell No I Ain't the  BABY MAMA, Maury  Voice:
" Well You have Come (oooo this would have been bad Cum) to the RIGHT Party..... Where we Shoot straight and a little to the left... Honestly though we can go to the right if necessary. In this economy it's Important to not only be flexible (Bitchezzz got Issues) but to go BOTH WAYS" ... "Honestly we are counting on the SWING (said in a very high pitched the sw is kinda like a shhhwinnng) VOTE!! Holla if you feel me??? Cuz I have no problem feelin you! Oh hell and you too!!

 Pansexual Peace Party (PPP) ... Be Careful when attending Party Rallies....... Is it the wrong Party?
Or is this a GENIUS "FUN"draising Idea?






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Wanna Find Out More About the PPP?
The First Site is the OOPsie I made up the Accidental "FUN'draiser Site
http://carnalnation.com/content/37139/957/pansexual-play-party 
PPP Sites and Political Sites
http://www.freewebs.com/pansexualppp/ - These guys are working on Membership..... 429 Visitors..... Umm since November 2004 
http://calstaging.bemidjistate.edu/sites/FringeParties/ppp.html

Wednesday

Looting for White People...Starbucks

 When entering the Statbucks .... Please note that the secret syryp added to the coffee in order to cause addiction is located to the left of Venti Frap Actslikecrack Expresso Machine, under neath in the cabinet..... WAYYYYY in the back, there is also a secret stash near the cash register.Also there is a secret stash under the cash register!!

FYI.... Stealing the John Tesh CD's will not fetch a very good street value, stick to the coffee products and overpriced coffee makers that  will never EVER really be used at home.......
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Tuesday

Going Back to School......Class 2



Class 2 of "House Hunting ....for Criminals class"..... 
 
Color is in this season... when entering the home, ensure that you have cased the place appropriately and have matched your attire to the Sherwan Williams swatch, if you enter a house with occupants milling around, simply stand very still close to the wall..... they will never see you! ANd retake class 1.... "Window Treatments....no one likes loud, use a subdued approach"



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Going Back to School......

I am TOO OLD to be climbing through windows!! I suggest if you do not want me robbing your house (now that I have the window climbing down, it's a class I am taking) you come to our shows and events =) Next one Saturday at the Irish Bred Pub... I love dress UP!!




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Saturday

Tammy Collins, Comedian and Worst Of Anything!

Tammy Collins, Comedian and

  Worst Of Anything,  

Bring you the Best Of Everything!


Tammy Jo aka Collins aka Tammy aka Tammy Johnson Collins
Tammy Collins, comedian, Worstofanything.com

Tammy........ PARIS HILTON...... of the trailor park!

Worst of Anything, Founder........ Comedian, Creative Goddess, all around idiot (in a good way) .
Tammy, Worst of Anything!
Comedian and idiot...In A Good Way
" I love my daughter and  my friends, old and new, that have supported me and continue to on this very scary jump into a brand new adventure! As I Welcome Midlife and reinvent myself to become what I dreamt I could be, I am thankful that I have a beautiful amazing daughter and so many friends, fans and supporters of this exciting and HILARIOUS Journey."My daughter when I informed her I was leaving my job and starting my company in comedy, marketing and promotions said, Mommy that is the best irrational decision you have ever made"




Tammy Collins,Comedian, Worst Of Anything!
Tammy Collins, Comedian, Creative Goddess!
The Beginnings Tammy a baby in a bar
Tammy Baby in A Bar... I belong in A Bar!
She has no fear...... ok maybe a little...... but not afraid to take chances and go as far as it takes to get a smile! Follow her Journey in Welcome to Midlife. She turned from a Big titled job to create and pursue Worst Of Anything. A company bsed on providing entertainment and promotions, for both the success of establishments and fun things to do for her age group. She and Several friends created the Mini-Reunion, Rock and Roll Reunion as well as bookig bands and planning comedy events to whomever will let her through the door. The parties are huge, the friendships are for ever!



She is now on the road to Stand-up. Her humor is laced with everything from bad parenting skills, the problem with dating and attempts to break into the "Oldest Proffession" Unsuccessfully...... Come to a show or book her for a performance. She is sure to bring smiles to the room in a fashion most can relate!!
Tammy writes and takes the Photos for the View From Beyond the Stall, The Quest fr The Clean Pubic Restroom and everything in between. Her perspective on the things around her..... Usually generating a laugh, amazement or confusion! Her claim to fame? "Everyone tells me they thing of me whenever they go to the restroom and I Love it". Tammy now recieves pictures form all over the world plenty left to post on the site. Have a funny picture YOU took? Send it to us and we will post it for you!

Tammy View From Beyond the StallView From Beyond The Stall Tammy CollinsCoveted Toilet Award at The Rock And Roll Reunionsilver Pants Gotta Love emCompetition Public Restrooms Tammy Collins

So Follow Along as Tammy and Worst Of Anything, Prepare the Welcome to Midlife Tour and as The View From Beyond the Stall Continues!


Follow along as we continue to make videos and skits.... starring us... not only the whales  need Love!!
Let's Get It On, Baby, Let's Get I On







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