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Wednesday

Over 18, Bleaching Cream, Read On!Things I Never Would Have Guessed were for Sale!




Over 18, Things I Never Would Have Guessed were for Sale!
Ok Perhaps I am EXTREMELY low maintenance or perhaps, someone is TOO HIGH Maintenance.

Sure I pluck, Dye, bleach, wax, shave and color.... WITHIN REASON!
It seems that there is a pretty cool company out there that has partnered with me (so click on the links and shop with them so I can eat) Pretty Please!

The company is called : Care to guess?




They have section called, embarrassing products and one called strange.
This completely caught my eye.   Anal Bleaching Cream Yes ladies and gentleman, there is a product available for bleaching those embarrassing anal hairs! What? Who Knew? Last thing I was thinking of whilke "Grooming". Did I miss the anal memo? Is this a problem?
Wonder why you never get a second date? Well we may have found the answer.

Ok Evidently this is a real product and a real issue, but I ma thinking if your anal hair is so repulsive it causes alarm, perhaps it isn't just bleach you need..... Just Saying!

Stay tuned for the NEXT Strange Product on my list!
Much Love,
Tammy
In Deep thought



 
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Dating in a Bad Economy...

Dating in a Bad Economy...  
My Sign Reads "Date for Food"




Yes , I am Back with more wonderful Advice.

Dating tips for the poor and impoverished, who will procreate out of control and need health car and welfare, hey look that Rhymes... Coincidence?? I think NOT


Enough Talk about Obamacare, He DOES not care if I have a TRUE Stimulus Package or Not!
WAIT.... I get ahead of myself..... stay tuned WEBSITE  re- release soon.

Tammy Colllins, The Hungry Comic "DateForFood.com" 


Paris Hilton of the Trailer Park...
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Thursday

Pansexual Peace Party (PPP) ... When Attend a PPP Rally.... Be very Sure it is the Correct Event!

OBSCURE, and TOTALLY taking themselves seriously Political Party Of the DAY!!  
Or perhaps life, unless the Meth Head Gets A Party Can Quit Grinding their teeth enough to make a speech and a bit for candidacy! Honestly I do think that a Meth themed Political Party could be the only thing NOT thought of!!


Soaking Up Knowledge At A PPP Rally!, Yeah Not So Much
Isn't it GRAND when a funny thought turns into a complete train wreck of KNOWLEDGE?? I decided to brush up on My Political Knowledge!  WOW I am Really GLAD I did!!


Oh HEY!! SCREWED up Politician that Picked THIS Party to be backed by.... huh huh huh huh .....Imagine that a Politician that likes to be Backed Up, (She Said Backed Up ha ha)...
YO BACKED up that Eeeeezzzz (is).If you have heard me speak you know how AWESOME this sounds!!

Members, Members, Members.......Wow and Look at the Support?? Comedy could not dream this up!






My Gift to the PPP: Here is a Freebie from little ol me: The Political Ad for the PPP Candidate :  
THE Commercial:
 
First our Politician PPP Candy-Date in the Commercial would say in perfect DICKtion well pronounced English :
"Are you FED up with ALL the CROOKED Politicians?

But then Our Political candidate brings it to the people............... in his/her BEST PIMP DADDY- Or  "Hell No I Ain't the  BABY MAMA, Maury  Voice:
" Well You have Come (oooo this would have been bad Cum) to the RIGHT Party..... Where we Shoot straight and a little to the left... Honestly though we can go to the right if necessary. In this economy it's Important to not only be flexible (Bitchezzz got Issues) but to go BOTH WAYS" ... "Honestly we are counting on the SWING (said in a very high pitched the sw is kinda like a shhhwinnng) VOTE!! Holla if you feel me??? Cuz I have no problem feelin you! Oh hell and you too!!

 Pansexual Peace Party (PPP) ... Be Careful when attending Party Rallies....... Is it the wrong Party?
Or is this a GENIUS "FUN"draising Idea?






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Wanna Find Out More About the PPP?
The First Site is the OOPsie I made up the Accidental "FUN'draiser Site
http://carnalnation.com/content/37139/957/pansexual-play-party 
PPP Sites and Political Sites
http://www.freewebs.com/pansexualppp/ - These guys are working on Membership..... 429 Visitors..... Umm since November 2004 
http://calstaging.bemidjistate.edu/sites/FringeParties/ppp.html

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