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Saturday

Rebel Flags, Dolphins and Home Decorating? Not So Much!


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Wow, Red, Really? Dolphins and a Rebel Flag 
Rebel Flags, Dolphins and Home Decorating? Not So Much!
Who Is their decorator? I am NO Domestic Goddess BUT REALLY? Hilarious.
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Tammy



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Wednesday

Georgia County wants to Extend School day by TWO Hours? What?

I Have a Education Degree?
Is it the Slow Southern Draaaaaaaawel? Use a success Model!
Georgia County wants  to Extend School day by TWO Hours? What?

I am forever accused of talking too fast. I always say I talk fast give double the information, because I know folks only listen to half of what each other say. So if I talk fast and say twice as much they at least get 100% of the information I wanted to tell them.

A Georgia County, Cobb I believe, proposes extending the school day by two hours. I just heard it on the news and I was completely perplexed, perhaps dumbfounded is a better word.

I talk fast and I am from the North, are the teachers just talking too slow? Are we here in the South raising a generation of slower children?

I have a novel idea. Perhaps instead of the state of Georgia changing the teacher certification tests, the professional standards and the overall education system every time our children fail , or our teachers. Perhaps we should turn to a state with an above average success rate and follow their model.

Otherwise us southerners are going to look as much like short bus hillbilly's as the North already believes. Let's put down the rebel flags (FYI, not only is the South NOT going to rise again, well folks, it never rose, we lost the war. Fact even I got that much out of my Georgia history class)

I say we because I have essentially grown up in the South, however I did go to school in the North prior and honestly, I WAS in fact way further ahead of my classmates when I arrived. Have no fear my Georgia teachers put me well behind the learning curve.

Whew and luckily my Higher Southern Education didn't do much better. After all my Alma Mater is the Largest private educator of teachers in the state of Georgia. OUCH! They may want to keep that under their hat huh?
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We are NOT less capable of learning when you pass the Mason Dixon line, so can someone in the Georgia Legislature PAY ATTENTION? Use a wee bit of common sense? Just Saying!

Why am I qualified to talk about this? Well perhaps I am not, but I have a Combination Education Undergraduate Degree. Mathematics, Science and Humanities (I was almost you kids teacher).
A graduate Degree, Masters, in Computer Science with an emphasis in security and I started another Masters degree that I hoped would end in a forensics Psychology Degree.
I need a vacation, don't you? This is depressing!
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I taught a a Highly regarded (not by me, another story, another time) private University and I was an Administrator at the same University for years, Director of Admissions, when they broke up with me. I still think they owe me a refund. Any attorneys out there want to take on the case? Should be hilarious even if it isn't won, but honestly I think I make a GREAT Point.... again another story!

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I have more, I am sure this will be continued!

Much Love, Please Comment! Tammy
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Saturday

Tammy Collins, Comedian and Worst Of Anything!

Tammy Collins, Comedian and

  Worst Of Anything,  

Bring you the Best Of Everything!


Tammy Jo aka Collins aka Tammy aka Tammy Johnson Collins
Tammy Collins, comedian, Worstofanything.com

Tammy........ PARIS HILTON...... of the trailor park!

Worst of Anything, Founder........ Comedian, Creative Goddess, all around idiot (in a good way) .
Tammy, Worst of Anything!
Comedian and idiot...In A Good Way
" I love my daughter and  my friends, old and new, that have supported me and continue to on this very scary jump into a brand new adventure! As I Welcome Midlife and reinvent myself to become what I dreamt I could be, I am thankful that I have a beautiful amazing daughter and so many friends, fans and supporters of this exciting and HILARIOUS Journey."My daughter when I informed her I was leaving my job and starting my company in comedy, marketing and promotions said, Mommy that is the best irrational decision you have ever made"




Tammy Collins,Comedian, Worst Of Anything!
Tammy Collins, Comedian, Creative Goddess!
The Beginnings Tammy a baby in a bar
Tammy Baby in A Bar... I belong in A Bar!
She has no fear...... ok maybe a little...... but not afraid to take chances and go as far as it takes to get a smile! Follow her Journey in Welcome to Midlife. She turned from a Big titled job to create and pursue Worst Of Anything. A company bsed on providing entertainment and promotions, for both the success of establishments and fun things to do for her age group. She and Several friends created the Mini-Reunion, Rock and Roll Reunion as well as bookig bands and planning comedy events to whomever will let her through the door. The parties are huge, the friendships are for ever!



She is now on the road to Stand-up. Her humor is laced with everything from bad parenting skills, the problem with dating and attempts to break into the "Oldest Proffession" Unsuccessfully...... Come to a show or book her for a performance. She is sure to bring smiles to the room in a fashion most can relate!!
Tammy writes and takes the Photos for the View From Beyond the Stall, The Quest fr The Clean Pubic Restroom and everything in between. Her perspective on the things around her..... Usually generating a laugh, amazement or confusion! Her claim to fame? "Everyone tells me they thing of me whenever they go to the restroom and I Love it". Tammy now recieves pictures form all over the world plenty left to post on the site. Have a funny picture YOU took? Send it to us and we will post it for you!

Tammy View From Beyond the StallView From Beyond The Stall Tammy CollinsCoveted Toilet Award at The Rock And Roll Reunionsilver Pants Gotta Love emCompetition Public Restrooms Tammy Collins

So Follow Along as Tammy and Worst Of Anything, Prepare the Welcome to Midlife Tour and as The View From Beyond the Stall Continues!


Follow along as we continue to make videos and skits.... starring us... not only the whales  need Love!!
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