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Showing posts with label Welcome to Midlife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Welcome to Midlife. Show all posts

Monday

A Little Late but 365 Posts?

So much just winds up as notes or in my head....


Why can't I get just one kiss, Believe me some things I would not miss.......



Add It Up yes Violent Femmes, but Add it up... I have 15 days to catch up on, if I want to post every day!

Hopefully I will be able to add humor, but if not well it happens.

Progress report:
Skylor Nellor, SUPER DJ, hot, talented and my campaign to be her BFF did NOT in fact land me in jail. As it turns out, she is truly the bomb Diggity with a heck of a sense of humor.
Dating: Well I was trying to do 365 of that too, but wow is it tiring, dating for spot and let me just say, I though I could never get bored, because I am so wildly entertaining, but I have been out with some MISERABLE dudes.
The EX: Still an amazing Freakshow, my dating anti- christ and I am really trying to stay away from the Psycho, but honestly I sometimes miss his crazy ass. Something about a scary love, the love you as much as they destroy you.... SO be warned ladies, form a group, stay away from the dudes that talk out of there ass, in my case literally!
Comedy: I have been writing, got sick, missed my own show and have not been on stage. So if you want to hear the jokes that go with the dates, HOOK ME UP.
Jimmy Johnson: Creeper... Still....

To be continued.....




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Thursday

Country, Veteran's Military Service and Comedy

Air Force! Besides being a mother, serving my country was my proudest moment! It takes courage, strength, loyalty and teamwork . The values and commitment to country, friends and family extends to everything I have accomplished in my life.

Serving reminds you that there are no obstacles that cannot be overcome and that when knocked down we can always get back up and be more successful and productive than ever before.

The motivation, dedication and sense of community built during my military service largely makes me the person I am today! I have little fear even when I am hungry , I know that I will perseverance and as long as I am the soldier in life to my friends trying my best to never leave a man behind, that they too, whether vets or not will, also not leave me behind!

I am a comedian now, I gave up the paycheck and the title to become what I know I was born to do..... bring people together, help them work together, create relationships and now I lead them to laughter and new beginnings. I fear not, because I had learned the structure needed to survive thanks to my military training. I learned to lead and defend .

So, I gave up the title and the paycheck, and here I am,  Welcome to Midlife, I am the hungrycomic.com (coming soon) and founder of worstofanything.com (live). Either my Military training gives me the tools I know I need to succeed, or I inhaled entirely too my gas through my mask during survival training!!

I am a Proud American and Veteran of the United States Air Force. I am forever thankful to my fellow military members for defending my right to live , laugh and be an IDIOT!!

Sorry a bit long, but I really really loved my service to my country. It alone gave me tools I could not have received anywhere else!




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Tuesday

Going Back to School......Class 2



Class 2 of "House Hunting ....for Criminals class"..... 
 
Color is in this season... when entering the home, ensure that you have cased the place appropriately and have matched your attire to the Sherwan Williams swatch, if you enter a house with occupants milling around, simply stand very still close to the wall..... they will never see you! ANd retake class 1.... "Window Treatments....no one likes loud, use a subdued approach"



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Wednesday

What to do as Comedy Hot Spots Dry up, The Host Said, Cry ... My response! Soldier we are moving out

The Comedy Nerds!



This is an response to a story, or podcast,  on the above site. I am not sure how I saw at this ridiculous hour, but it was what he said to do that made me write. If you know me you know why I do this and I am doing this. Those of you getting to know me, hang on, I am all over the road =)

Now don't cry! Do something about it!! I love music, but I am" In Love "with Great comedy, I love to write, take ridiculous pictures and recently got the guts to do my own Stand-up. However, I had already decided that I would create a site, create events that appealed to me and the people I knew convince clubs to let me take over, then PACK the house when everyone said it could not be done. I decided to "reinvent myself at 41"( now that's comedy ;o) ) I put my life savings into my company Worst Of Anything (Making the Best of Everything). Our VERY first Comedy Showcase in a small town outside of Atlanta I packed the room , Sold out show over 120+ guests a group of rising Hungry comedians. We learned A LOT but more importantly, I had been told by EVERY club owner and manager in the area it could NOT be done!! Well we now get every Monday for Open Mic and get the Upstairs every fifth Saturday for Sold out Shows "two a night" . I am new, this is my first stop, the website is still growing, but I am still so proud. I am gathering all the comics that want to get some stage time, play to an full house and I will spread the "Comedy Love Fest" All over the Place. I am one of those "Hungry Comedians" (literally and figuratively ha ha) . Gave up my Job with the big title and repulsive boss, to bars, and giggles, spending all my time, writing Worstofanything.com content, coding the website, building it and graphics and all the techy stuff =). My "Claim to Fame" is The View form Beyond the Stall, My quest for the clean Public Restroom and all the things I catch in between with my camera or in my mind (I swear I want a hidden a camera, the dialogue I have with some of the folks I meet is priceless). So I am often told now "Every time I go to the bathroom I think about you , Tammy" tear I am so proud. I am affectionately known as the "Potty Hotty" and was the First recipient of the Toilet Award in 2009, we hope to continue the tradition this year. Giving an autographed (and framed of course ) toilet seat to the person who has given the most to bring the culture of true entertainment and smiles to my fellow antique, I mean friends =)

So I implore you to put down the tissues, no crying in COMEDY man!! Man up grab your silver spandex, or Lady Bug Costume , Head to your nearest Home Improvement warehouse ask permission to take photos and put on your most tasteless outfit and draw a crowd. HA HA...Ok that is truly only given full value if you view the pictures!

SO I hope you will at least visit the site, It is now a collection of blogs from several different artists. I am adding Worst Of Anything APPROVED or "The Good" / Best of Everything. , The "Bad" will be all the places that you should eat before you go, etc, "The Ugly" is a compilation of of Photos (videos - Homemade variety-- Hubba Hubba <--- ok not that kind, but more of my odd sense of humor.... tasteless fashion and good times. I will be Spreading the Love, COMEDY Love, to anyone else that will embrace it. I am adding a social network for comedians and fans of comedy to be able to share through, pics, video, blogs, etc. A portion of the Site I am finishing up is for event postings and "Our Favorites" or WOA approved. Please feel free to visit, register so I can let everyone know when the each part is born. I never thought I would have more sleepless nights ( teen unit made it to college, she is a musician).

So I am asking everyone from all over (actually this is my only post, but I will be) the question appealed and made me compelled to tell my story, I am either a comedy heroin or a complete idiot, jury is still out.... But I am smiling every step of the way. Currently we are putting together ad and sponsor packs and we have a donate button, that should really say "FEED ME" HA, The story is completely true. A small group two of us Gave it all up, He for music I for Comedy, we are best friends He wrote our theme song (although he needs to add the cougar line all about old midlife creepers). He is my Best Friend "Tom Spencer Music" (shameless plug) His amazing Girl friend supplies my fix (donuts) and is my fearless photographer.

Please check me out (not like that perv, JK) (I swear the day was hysterical, LOOK AT PICS to understand this , but it turns out a 300lb dude in a lady bug outfit hanging from a tree at your local Home Improvement center (ORANGE rhymes with Home Depot , even spelled the same). I beg you to register leave comments feedback. It takes Soldiers to win this fight against the grumpies and garden variety jerks with no sense of humor.

The Website is www.worstofanything.com
facebook has more pics as of the date of this writing. facebook.com/worstofanything
twitter @worstofanything



The events are coming together, soon hopefully all will get exposure and maybe my mortgage will eventually get paid..... HA but I will sacrifice on the battlefield as I drive the comedic troops to greatness, or at the very least create stage time=)

So all I ask is for you to do is look, participate in discussion, give us a Worst and A Best (of anything in your neck of the woods) , Send me a Funny Picture, I get them from all over now. And May I have permission to add a link to you guys on my site?

Much Love, Tammy Johnson Collins (single, yes with too many names, and the honor of "Tammy" a name made famous by all the toothless convenience and gas station attendants in South Georgia, tear again, straight up pride... Ahhh My mother what incite... "Tammy" ( a redneck movie character ) and "Jo" (after my VERY Italian VERY NY grandfather) to bring the ever NEW YORK don't mess with me Combo "Tammy Jo"..... Yes she still hates me .... ok maybe hate is a strong word.

Wipe your tears unless your tummy hurts from the giggles and give me some input.

www.worstofanything.com
www.facebook.com/worstofanything
www.twitter.com/worstofanything and really any other social network you can dream of! I am Tammy I am WORST OF ANYTHING, I can show you the Best of Everything, I have the View From Beyond the Stall!!

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