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When Did Egypt Become the 51st State? Or Did ALL Americans Get Jobs?

When did Egypt become the 51st state?
Seems I heard that President Obama just signed a BILLION dollar Aid package to create jobs.Create Jobs in  EGYPT. hmmm Did I over sleep? Did we get jobs here in the United States? Just Checking!

Pssst Mr.President, look out your window... just sayin.
There are 13.7 Million of us, Americans,  UMEMPLOYED! We will Gladly divide the BILLION, 70,000 each should get us started, at least get us a house and food, maybe even jump start the housing market.

What kind of jobs can you create in an oil rich nation in the middle of the desert?
Perhaps they go into drugs! Could they hide them in the Camel humps?
Seems the only war the United States doesn't win is, well, The War on Drugs.

Dear Mr. President, Giving away a Billion and TAKING American Jobs?
Worse yet, Obama in his new Presidential campaign is actually TAKING jobs... He is Taking Jobs from Stand Up Comedians, he's making his own jokes about himself.... I guess we could all run for office. Seems the winner is the one that makes the most jokes, or is the biggest joke? Either way, I have a shot at a win with  that one, I got Jokes or will be one?  hmmm


At the Very Least President Obama, Do the up and coming Stand Up Comedians, out of work Americans a favor? Stop telling our jokes and at one of your fancy White House Events or Dinners, have us come entertain you. We get to eat, we have a job, you get to laugh, no harm no foul and we will forgive the little T-shirt Incident and the Joke telling! Deal?
I don't come up to the White House and throw around policy... so let the pros tell the jokes! ha!


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and Save a Life.... Oops, I mean Laugh!

Pansexual Peace Party (PPP) ... When Attend a PPP Rally.... Be very Sure it is the Correct Event!

OBSCURE, and TOTALLY taking themselves seriously Political Party Of the DAY!!  
Or perhaps life, unless the Meth Head Gets A Party Can Quit Grinding their teeth enough to make a speech and a bit for candidacy! Honestly I do think that a Meth themed Political Party could be the only thing NOT thought of!!


Soaking Up Knowledge At A PPP Rally!, Yeah Not So Much
Isn't it GRAND when a funny thought turns into a complete train wreck of KNOWLEDGE?? I decided to brush up on My Political Knowledge!  WOW I am Really GLAD I did!!


Oh HEY!! SCREWED up Politician that Picked THIS Party to be backed by.... huh huh huh huh .....Imagine that a Politician that likes to be Backed Up, (She Said Backed Up ha ha)...
YO BACKED up that Eeeeezzzz (is).If you have heard me speak you know how AWESOME this sounds!!

Members, Members, Members.......Wow and Look at the Support?? Comedy could not dream this up!






My Gift to the PPP: Here is a Freebie from little ol me: The Political Ad for the PPP Candidate :  
THE Commercial:
 
First our Politician PPP Candy-Date in the Commercial would say in perfect DICKtion well pronounced English :
"Are you FED up with ALL the CROOKED Politicians?

But then Our Political candidate brings it to the people............... in his/her BEST PIMP DADDY- Or  "Hell No I Ain't the  BABY MAMA, Maury  Voice:
" Well You have Come (oooo this would have been bad Cum) to the RIGHT Party..... Where we Shoot straight and a little to the left... Honestly though we can go to the right if necessary. In this economy it's Important to not only be flexible (Bitchezzz got Issues) but to go BOTH WAYS" ... "Honestly we are counting on the SWING (said in a very high pitched the sw is kinda like a shhhwinnng) VOTE!! Holla if you feel me??? Cuz I have no problem feelin you! Oh hell and you too!!

 Pansexual Peace Party (PPP) ... Be Careful when attending Party Rallies....... Is it the wrong Party?
Or is this a GENIUS "FUN"draising Idea?






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http://carnalnation.com/content/37139/957/pansexual-play-party 
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http://www.freewebs.com/pansexualppp/ - These guys are working on Membership..... 429 Visitors..... Umm since November 2004 
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