Comment at the end of this story about the Wal-Mart "Mr.March" with Your Funny one liner!
If Your Fit, They Will Acquit!
I think we can all agree ....
If The Guy Had Been Hotter,
No One at Wal-Mart Would Have Complained.
Better Yet, If He Had Been A Hot Chick,
Well I think The Story Might Have Ended Differently!
First is of course my jokes and two cents opinion, the real Story and headline is below, indented!
Ironic one can go to a shopping center and see half naked men and women on posters and calenders. Or better yet, ON THE TAGS of SAID underwear modeled! Ha!
I honestly Think sometimes I should have been an attorney. What a great defense, Nearly as good as the one I dreamed up for Michael Vick ( a little too late, in my defense no one hired me for consultation, ha)
Here is the Story! HILARIOUS, in a Sick kind of way =)
The ACTUAL story is Highlighted, so you do not get is confused with my Musings or ass some say (smart A$$ remarks)
If he were fit, I bet they would Acquit!!
That is NOT the kind of Glove you can try on.
Didn't you find it at all peculiar that the "" No Glove, No Love", you were trying on had FIVE opening?
No the Stitching on the fingers, is NOT ribbed for her pleasure!
It says Lambskin Rodney NOT Sheepskin. There is NOTHING natural about a 5 finger special!
Oh Please tell me you are not going to put those back on the shelves! I thought the packages were taped because of a shipping incident.
NO You cannot RESTOCK the gloves either!
How long has that cheese been with the underwear?
No that is not mayonnaise and I do not want to visit the McDonald's in the building!
Below Is The Original Story!
That created the Party in my head. One liners, cheese and Panty Jokes!
Man's pics of panty poses shared with Wal-Mart shoppers
Ha Did you REALLY think I could NOT find and Anti Panti Reference?
FREMONT, OHIO -- Police in Fremont say they've caught the man believed to have been posing in panties and sharing the images with Wal-Mart shoppers.
Rodney Kunkle, 44, of Toledo, was arrested by Fremont Police on Thursday on two counts of Pandering Obscenity, a fifth degree felony.
Authorities say that recent customers of the Fremont Wal-Mart have returned to their cars to find photographs of Kunkel wearing female undergarments tucked into the windshields of their vehicles. Kunkel is believed to have posed for the pictures, then put the photographs on the windshields of cars parked in Wal-Mart's lot. He also put the photographs on shelves of the store's cosmetic section, according to police.
Kunkel has admitted to authorities that he placed the nude photographs of himself wearing only female undergarments in and around the store.
13 photographs of Kunkel in women's underwear have been confiscated.
Kunkel is scheduled to be arraigned on the charges in Fremont Municipal Court.
Much Love, Tammy
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FULL GRILL TEETH
Oh how I love this place. First because it has some amazing products I could never dream up. Second because well somethings you just don't want to go to target for and ESPECIALLY not Wal-Mart!
and I wonder if they also sell a do it yourself lobotomy kit! Oh Wait He doesn't need a lobotomy, he already appears to be without part of his mind.......But he enemas from 
Seems like modeling panties in a Wal-Mart may be one of those embarrassing ailments, thoughts?
