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Sharpie the NEW Duct Tape!
Instantly clean or Double the capacity in Seconds! FREE Remodeling Tutorial!
Comedy , Tammy Collins ViewBe and Worst Of Anything !! 

Tammy's plumbing and Remodeling expertise goes as far back as plumbers have been sporting a$$ cleavage . Dictorias Secret!

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FREE Remodeling Tips From ViewBe, View From Beyond the Stall , the Quest fit the Clean Public Restroom and all the Hilarious things in between!!!
Ok I should have known what I was getting into when the dude behind the counter was PISSED because I was looking for a tooth brush!! Bless his soul I know it was painful cuz I was going all out but he did NOT smile at me again after I mentioned Toothbrush!! I already saw your dental work pal ... Hence the toothbrush request KIDDING!! I did in fact want a toothbrush Prior!!
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Pfffft!!! Plumber? What? I just remodeled and DOUBLED the capacity of a Public Women's Restroom!! In under a minute !! FREE Remodeling Tips From ViewBe View From Beyond the Stall. Read the Full blog at www.WorstOfAnything.com ok the website Needs TLC !!
Xoxoxo Tammy

Over 18, Bleaching Cream, Read On!Things I Never Would Have Guessed were for Sale!

Over 18, Things I Never Would Have Guessed were for Sale!
Ok Perhaps I am EXTREMELY low maintenance or perhaps, someone is TOO HIGH Maintenance.

Sure I pluck, Dye, bleach, wax, shave and color.... WITHIN REASON!
It seems that there is a pretty cool company out there that has partnered with me (so click on the links and shop with them so I can eat) Pretty Please!

The company is called : Care to guess?




They have section called, embarrassing products and one called strange.
This completely caught my eye.   Anal Bleaching Cream Yes ladies and gentleman, there is a product available for bleaching those embarrassing anal hairs! What? Who Knew? Last thing I was thinking of whilke "Grooming". Did I miss the anal memo? Is this a problem?
Wonder why you never get a second date? Well we may have found the answer.

Ok Evidently this is a real product and a real issue, but I ma thinking if your anal hair is so repulsive it causes alarm, perhaps it isn't just bleach you need..... Just Saying!

Stay tuned for the NEXT Strange Product on my list!
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Tammy

In Deep thought

 
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I Love love love thi T-shirt Shop Hilarious!
Funny Sayings, cool designs. Everything from hilarity to pop culture, movies and more!

My Absolute favorite however is the Footed Pajamas. A MUST HAVE.

Until Worst Of Anything Can get it's own Shop, support us buy shopping our links and of course donating, attending our shows AND BEST of all SHARE our site!

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If you Send me a Card for this, I am gonna be pissed

Really? If I get a card for this, I guarantee I m gonna be pissed off.... to say the least.

Eleven other Months they Pick February? Awkward, is it a stab (pun intended) at Valentine's Day? Black History Month?

I say we take a vote and move this.... anyone agree?

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How to Pick up Men...

 Act Drunk....

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Twitter Calculates Reputation Scores for Each User PLUS And Worst Of Anything Tammy' 2 cents

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Twitter Calculates Reputation Scores for Each User


My 2 cents!

How's your rep? Remember the Good Old Days When You Only Had High School to Worry About?

Ahh but welcome to the Social Universe. Now Folks lose their jobs over mobile uploads, while partaking in immobilizing loads of debauchery!

I, Tammy Collins, and the Worst Of Anything Team (where we make the Best Of Everything--- Sure I had to add that) are connected to everything. From Twitter, Facebook, Myspace and LinkedIn to some of the more obscure sites for the mainstream like Friend Feed, Reddit, newswire (which coincidently we were banned from, I wonder how that effects our "reputation"?) and Stumble.

Think of it one minute you stumbled on your drunken friends spilled cocktail and the next minute it is you tubed, uploaded, tagged, bagged and your little trip gets posted on Facebook, twitpic then tumbled and full circle you stumble again. Well you probably didn't stumble it, but now your little mishap is viral and you have your 15 seconds of fame and quite possible a trip to unemployment!

Ok So I don't think the article above is going to address your work ordered trips to AA so you can keep teaching those 1st graders, but of course I thought we were talking about "Reputation".

Hmmm I wondered when the Twitter Gods will figure out how to factor in rumor?

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Country, Veteran's Military Service and Comedy

Air Force! Besides being a mother, serving my country was my proudest moment! It takes courage, strength, loyalty and teamwork . The values and commitment to country, friends and family extends to everything I have accomplished in my life.

Serving reminds you that there are no obstacles that cannot be overcome and that when knocked down we can always get back up and be more successful and productive than ever before.

The motivation, dedication and sense of community built during my military service largely makes me the person I am today! I have little fear even when I am hungry , I know that I will perseverance and as long as I am the soldier in life to my friends trying my best to never leave a man behind, that they too, whether vets or not will, also not leave me behind!

I am a comedian now, I gave up the paycheck and the title to become what I know I was born to do..... bring people together, help them work together, create relationships and now I lead them to laughter and new beginnings. I fear not, because I had learned the structure needed to survive thanks to my military training. I learned to lead and defend .

So, I gave up the title and the paycheck, and here I am,  Welcome to Midlife, I am the hungrycomic.com (coming soon) and founder of worstofanything.com (live). Either my Military training gives me the tools I know I need to succeed, or I inhaled entirely too my gas through my mask during survival training!!

I am a Proud American and Veteran of the United States Air Force. I am forever thankful to my fellow military members for defending my right to live , laugh and be an IDIOT!!

Sorry a bit long, but I really really loved my service to my country. It alone gave me tools I could not have received anywhere else!




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Click to Share Me! hubba hubba....

This was written in April 2010........ 

It likes me it likes me not. Me thinks the Facebook gods may want to check into some counseling. Evidently their need for attention extends well beyond the boundaries of this virtual empire they had create. Not only now do they feel the need to be liked by strangers in strange places but in addition. They need our attention as well .... Have the help centers been a little too quiet ? Do they think we don't need them ? Not only have they turned " fans" of ours to mere likes I guess fan book is next on their agenda the only good use I can imagine from all the leftover fan buttons.  In addition to self not less promotions of themselves to strangers the equivalent of taking candy from a stranger they want us who did have fans to feel a little less adequate. I have   400 or so fans. I think leftovers I don't think they can be a "fan" anymore well at least not out in the open "accepting" Face book world. Evidently this is the "don't ask don't tell policy" people can "like" me but you can't be a fan ..... Big brother is watching. And back to the fans , counseling and a need for approval.

Has it ever worked that in order to make their over inflated egos feel superior it is necessary to hurt others ? As they go around like little girls who did not get enough attention at home getting strangers to like them and I bet they even let some "follow" them home and even join their "special " club .

So as they cheapen themselves to feel more liked and powerful they went to great lengths to keep the little dogs down. As the fb gods swell with the extra attention and the empty promised to follow and join     them. They made a point to let me know that not only did I only and would I only ever have 400 fans but they out a like button up to let me know that not only was I limited to 400 but in addition to that out of the 400 only 200 liked me.

Imagine the crushing blow that comes from initially seeing 200 folks under a brand new "like" column and thinking I had some how with one of my funny stories ( I refer to as personal tragedies, oh but I can't argue with 400 fans that laugh at my luck ) had gone viral it a sudden , gets you sick to quick and dies out kind of viral like Ebola... got a crowd talkin... but never made it to the popularity of the cold virus that is for sure.Since only 200 liked it to in actuality realizing that not only was I stuck at 400 fans for life never realizing my FB fan count of one thousand  but lo and behold only 200 of them liked me. ....I didn't have 200 extra I just only have 200 that like me.

Oh thank you Facebook gods for giving me that info... Just like I don't want my man to really tell me what I look like in those jeans I could have lived without that knowledge. I can live with the fact that I at least have 200 Real Fans or at least very dear friends that in same spirit of not telling me how I look in those jeans just don't make public that they don't think I am funny. At least you don't see me pimping my self out on every corner price of real estate in the social verse hoping some one will follow me and at the very least say in public they like me.... Watch your back facebitty two can play at this game. I ' ll be the one next to you at the cyber checkout of thoughts and conversation. Wearing all read and letting people "love me" even if it is only one article at a time or they just need to feed .........

Send this article to a friend just make sure you press the "love" button :)Make sure you Click love and then share me!!

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Looting for White People...Starbucks

 When entering the Statbucks .... Please note that the secret syryp added to the coffee in order to cause addiction is located to the left of Venti Frap Actslikecrack Expresso Machine, under neath in the cabinet..... WAYYYYY in the back, there is also a secret stash near the cash register.Also there is a secret stash under the cash register!!

FYI.... Stealing the John Tesh CD's will not fetch a very good street value, stick to the coffee products and overpriced coffee makers that  will never EVER really be used at home.......
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Going Back to School......

I am TOO OLD to be climbing through windows!! I suggest if you do not want me robbing your house (now that I have the window climbing down, it's a class I am taking) you come to our shows and events =) Next one Saturday at the Irish Bred Pub... I love dress UP!!

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Mmmm Hmmm Looking Hot In Those Jeans! Dicktoria Secret!

I am opening up a chain of Dicktoria Stores..... I could use a little man cleavage, a little illusion...... keep the lights off, you can keep it going for a while....., just like I don't want to know my A$$ looks fat in these jeans, I don't want to face reality that you in fact are NOT fat in those jeans... T

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Ahhh Bill You are the man for me, you never tire of letting me know you are thinking of me!

Ahhh Bill You are the man for me, 

you never tire of letting me know

you are thinking of me! 

Yes every once in a while you meet that special someone. The person that cannot get you off of their mind. !  They call you first thing in the morning and if they cannot reach you they do not give up! If you have too much going on and you neglect them, they do not give up. They simply try harder.....

Sending you letters, oh not an e-mail or a text but real letters with stamps. Sometimes I really know how much he wants to talk to me because not only does he have the postal worker hand deliver it to me, but he also gets my signature.

It would seems almost stalker-ish , but  truly he never did really anything to me, everything was going well in our lives and then in an instant it  all changed. 

I just could not manage him anymore.  Year after year , even when he got low, with my help I would bring him to his highest high .....he wasn't just at his Max when  we spent the day together he was over his limit and I thought at those times  I could NEVER be happier, it was my therapy when we spent the day alone or it was even more joyful with my daughter , just mindless joy. Read More

Tammy Collins, Comedian and Worst Of Anything!

Tammy Collins, Comedian and

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Bring you the Best Of Everything!

Tammy Collins, comedian, Worstofanything.com

Tammy........ PARIS HILTON...... of the trailor park!

Worst of Anything, Founder........ Comedian, Creative Goddess, all around idiot (in a good way) .

Comedian and idiot...In A Good Way

" I love my daughter and  my friends, old and new, that have supported me and continue to on this very scary jump into a brand new adventure! As I Welcome Midlife and reinvent myself to become what I dreamt I could be, I am thankful that I have a beautiful amazing daughter and so many friends, fans and supporters of this exciting and HILARIOUS Journey."My daughter when I informed her I was leaving my job and starting my company in comedy, marketing and promotions said, Mommy that is the best irrational decision you have ever made"

Tammy Collins, Comedian, Creative Goddess!

Tammy Baby in A Bar... I belong in A Bar!

She has no fear...... ok maybe a little...... but not afraid to take chances and go as far as it takes to get a smile! Follow her Journey in Welcome to Midlife. She turned from a Big titled job to create and pursue Worst Of Anything. A company bsed on providing entertainment and promotions, for both the success of establishments and fun things to do for her age group. She and Several friends created the Mini-Reunion, Rock and Roll Reunion as well as bookig bands and planning comedy events to whomever will let her through the door. The parties are huge, the friendships are for ever!



She is now on the road to Stand-up. Her humor is laced with everything from bad parenting skills, the problem with dating and attempts to break into the "Oldest Proffession" Unsuccessfully...... Come to a show or book her for a performance. She is sure to bring smiles to the room in a fashion most can relate!!
Tammy writes and takes the Photos for the View From Beyond the Stall, The Quest fr The Clean Pubic Restroom and everything in between. Her perspective on the things around her..... Usually generating a laugh, amazement or confusion! Her claim to fame? "Everyone tells me they thing of me whenever they go to the restroom and I Love it". Tammy now recieves pictures form all over the world plenty left to post on the site. Have a funny picture YOU took? Send it to us and we will post it for you!

So Follow Along as Tammy and Worst Of Anything, Prepare the Welcome to Midlife Tour and as The View From Beyond the Stall Continues!


Follow along as we continue to make videos and skits.... starring us... not only the whales  need Love!!

Let's Get It On, Baby, Let's Get I On

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Tammy, Paris Hilton of the Trailer Park, What's in a Name!

 Collins, Tammy Jo the T in Tand A
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Collins, the Great,  A Legend in My Own Mind.

Tammy Jo! The Paris Hilton of the Trailer Park!

Ha a legend is created by the lineage of the name...... what's in a name....

Turns out folks call me all sorts of things

• Tammy
• Tammy Jo
• Collins
• Tammy Johnson Collins
• Laura..... long story
• Ms. 300
• and occasionally Whore.... which I assure you I am not,I just don't know how to ask for payment..... ANd I seem to be wasting a lot of time digging through their cushions while they aren't looking for change....I am certainly working on it, I will let you know.

Bottom  line is I come from a very popular namesake.....

It seems the name Tammy, according to the Urban dictionary is in fact the name of every toothless convenience store worker in South Georgia.... Imagine my honor!

Born In New York, to an Italian lineage I was also named after my grandfather, Joseph....

Ahhhh Tammy Jo.... Born in the North Destined to move south!!

T

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Meet Me At The Pub Saturday September 18th 2010, Comedy Showcase

Comedy Showcase and Open Mic! September 18th 2010 at 9 pm.
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Come get your laugh on with Special Feature Big Kenney and Atlanta's BEST Rising Comedians.

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