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I HAVE an Idea for GREAT Footage and to assist the National Debt..Anderson Cooper Just Got Beat Up By Pro-Mubarak Thugs in Cairo

I'm  Comedian, just  thought, kind of Serious
What do you think?

I am sorry you got hurt Anderson, I truly am .... BUT.... what did one expect would happen?

Before I get BLASTED, for "freedom of Speech, pictures and the Value of News Reporting" I have a GREAT idea!

We have Satellites LOTS of them, Google proved it can catch you peeing next to your Bush....
We Also have a HUGE National Debt.... SOOOO, I have this really Cool idea!

What If the Movie Studios, News Stations, Cable Companies, Dish Networks, etc, etc, etc, GOT together and BOUGHT the footage that has already, I guarantee, been recorded.

Again, Shhhhh, I do not want to hear about propaganda, or Lopsided News reporting... Have you watched FOX? Or most news agencies? Oh and even NPR.. remember poor Juan? How could anyone forget, he mentions it pretty much EVERY opportunity he has air time. Not appropriate air time, but air time. An Aside could be added here, but do you care? If so contact me and I can GO on about Juan Williams.. Oh I am going to any way.

Poor Juan or course he is scared of folks on planes with Turbans or Wraps. Juan is probably scared of LOTS of races, dude is mixed up. He is a visibly black man ( I will say African American, but that just makes it more confusing for him) he has a Hispanic First name A Last Name with English, Welsh you could stretch it and say German roots, he talks like a very dorky white dude, NPR, I know it's a little late but give the poor guy a break. I am guessing he doesn't like fences or borders, tribal chiefs, swimming pools, Cold beer, Dentists or dental Hygiene , The Celtics (I am stretching for a Welsh stereotype, thinks Celts) , Jews, Anglo Brunettes, Rap Music and Watermelon. Fire him? You should give him a medal for coming out of the house at all....... uh oh I hope he already put this together or we may not ever see him again.

Ok So that was off topic, however, just think, we could solve our debt with the money from titanic alone. I know it isn't Cameron's bag to do the "News" but maybe with some coaxing he could do Egypt un wired, in 3D. I bet the U.S. Military has some great footage, although I guess if James Cameron were handling the satellites the cameras would be better and more expensive.

OOPS here is the Original Article...... Yes this is what made me think of this...

Anderson Cooper Just Got Beat Up By Pro-Mubarak Thugs in Cairo





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Country, Veteran's Military Service and Comedy

Air Force! Besides being a mother, serving my country was my proudest moment! It takes courage, strength, loyalty and teamwork . The values and commitment to country, friends and family extends to everything I have accomplished in my life.

Serving reminds you that there are no obstacles that cannot be overcome and that when knocked down we can always get back up and be more successful and productive than ever before.

The motivation, dedication and sense of community built during my military service largely makes me the person I am today! I have little fear even when I am hungry , I know that I will perseverance and as long as I am the soldier in life to my friends trying my best to never leave a man behind, that they too, whether vets or not will, also not leave me behind!

I am a comedian now, I gave up the paycheck and the title to become what I know I was born to do..... bring people together, help them work together, create relationships and now I lead them to laughter and new beginnings. I fear not, because I had learned the structure needed to survive thanks to my military training. I learned to lead and defend .

So, I gave up the title and the paycheck, and here I am,  Welcome to Midlife, I am the hungrycomic.com (coming soon) and founder of worstofanything.com (live). Either my Military training gives me the tools I know I need to succeed, or I inhaled entirely too my gas through my mask during survival training!!

I am a Proud American and Veteran of the United States Air Force. I am forever thankful to my fellow military members for defending my right to live , laugh and be an IDIOT!!

Sorry a bit long, but I really really loved my service to my country. It alone gave me tools I could not have received anywhere else!




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