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Wednesday

Georgia County wants to Extend School day by TWO Hours? What?

I Have a Education Degree?
Is it the Slow Southern Draaaaaaaawel? Use a success Model!
Georgia County wants  to Extend School day by TWO Hours? What?

I am forever accused of talking too fast. I always say I talk fast give double the information, because I know folks only listen to half of what each other say. So if I talk fast and say twice as much they at least get 100% of the information I wanted to tell them.

A Georgia County, Cobb I believe, proposes extending the school day by two hours. I just heard it on the news and I was completely perplexed, perhaps dumbfounded is a better word.

I talk fast and I am from the North, are the teachers just talking too slow? Are we here in the South raising a generation of slower children?

I have a novel idea. Perhaps instead of the state of Georgia changing the teacher certification tests, the professional standards and the overall education system every time our children fail , or our teachers. Perhaps we should turn to a state with an above average success rate and follow their model.

Otherwise us southerners are going to look as much like short bus hillbilly's as the North already believes. Let's put down the rebel flags (FYI, not only is the South NOT going to rise again, well folks, it never rose, we lost the war. Fact even I got that much out of my Georgia history class)

I say we because I have essentially grown up in the South, however I did go to school in the North prior and honestly, I WAS in fact way further ahead of my classmates when I arrived. Have no fear my Georgia teachers put me well behind the learning curve.

Whew and luckily my Higher Southern Education didn't do much better. After all my Alma Mater is the Largest private educator of teachers in the state of Georgia. OUCH! They may want to keep that under their hat huh?
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We are NOT less capable of learning when you pass the Mason Dixon line, so can someone in the Georgia Legislature PAY ATTENTION? Use a wee bit of common sense? Just Saying!

Why am I qualified to talk about this? Well perhaps I am not, but I have a Combination Education Undergraduate Degree. Mathematics, Science and Humanities (I was almost you kids teacher).
A graduate Degree, Masters, in Computer Science with an emphasis in security and I started another Masters degree that I hoped would end in a forensics Psychology Degree.
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I taught a a Highly regarded (not by me, another story, another time) private University and I was an Administrator at the same University for years, Director of Admissions, when they broke up with me. I still think they owe me a refund. Any attorneys out there want to take on the case? Should be hilarious even if it isn't won, but honestly I think I make a GREAT Point.... again another story!

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I have more, I am sure this will be continued!

Much Love, Please Comment! Tammy
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Thursday

I HAVE an Idea for GREAT Footage and to assist the National Debt..Anderson Cooper Just Got Beat Up By Pro-Mubarak Thugs in Cairo

I'm  Comedian, just  thought, kind of Serious
What do you think?

I am sorry you got hurt Anderson, I truly am .... BUT.... what did one expect would happen?

Before I get BLASTED, for "freedom of Speech, pictures and the Value of News Reporting" I have a GREAT idea!

We have Satellites LOTS of them, Google proved it can catch you peeing next to your Bush....
We Also have a HUGE National Debt.... SOOOO, I have this really Cool idea!

What If the Movie Studios, News Stations, Cable Companies, Dish Networks, etc, etc, etc, GOT together and BOUGHT the footage that has already, I guarantee, been recorded.

Again, Shhhhh, I do not want to hear about propaganda, or Lopsided News reporting... Have you watched FOX? Or most news agencies? Oh and even NPR.. remember poor Juan? How could anyone forget, he mentions it pretty much EVERY opportunity he has air time. Not appropriate air time, but air time. An Aside could be added here, but do you care? If so contact me and I can GO on about Juan Williams.. Oh I am going to any way.

Poor Juan or course he is scared of folks on planes with Turbans or Wraps. Juan is probably scared of LOTS of races, dude is mixed up. He is a visibly black man ( I will say African American, but that just makes it more confusing for him) he has a Hispanic First name A Last Name with English, Welsh you could stretch it and say German roots, he talks like a very dorky white dude, NPR, I know it's a little late but give the poor guy a break. I am guessing he doesn't like fences or borders, tribal chiefs, swimming pools, Cold beer, Dentists or dental Hygiene , The Celtics (I am stretching for a Welsh stereotype, thinks Celts) , Jews, Anglo Brunettes, Rap Music and Watermelon. Fire him? You should give him a medal for coming out of the house at all....... uh oh I hope he already put this together or we may not ever see him again.

Ok So that was off topic, however, just think, we could solve our debt with the money from titanic alone. I know it isn't Cameron's bag to do the "News" but maybe with some coaxing he could do Egypt un wired, in 3D. I bet the U.S. Military has some great footage, although I guess if James Cameron were handling the satellites the cameras would be better and more expensive.

OOPS here is the Original Article...... Yes this is what made me think of this...

Anderson Cooper Just Got Beat Up By Pro-Mubarak Thugs in Cairo





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