Grab a Bride Magazine or two matched with a grief counseling book for widows and of course don't forget "The Secret".... you just gotta put it out there!! Then attend an engagement party with the pile in tow and make sure to get a set for the lucky bride to be as her engagement gift.
When they spot the grief counseling book for widows they will ask "Oh (Insert your name here) did you lose you husband?" to which you can reply "Not yet". Then mumble, "But I have the secret so I ma putting it out there!" Then stab the cheese ball violently with the cracker while winking at the newly engaged woman's brother.
When the folks at the party see the books they will ask "Oh Tammy are you getting married or are you engaged?" you reply "Not Yet", sadly.......
