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I HAVE an Idea for GREAT Footage and to assist the National Debt..Anderson Cooper Just Got Beat Up By Pro-Mubarak Thugs in Cairo

I'm  Comedian, just  thought, kind of Serious
What do you think?

I am sorry you got hurt Anderson, I truly am .... BUT.... what did one expect would happen?

Before I get BLASTED, for "freedom of Speech, pictures and the Value of News Reporting" I have a GREAT idea!

We have Satellites LOTS of them, Google proved it can catch you peeing next to your Bush....
We Also have a HUGE National Debt.... SOOOO, I have this really Cool idea!

What If the Movie Studios, News Stations, Cable Companies, Dish Networks, etc, etc, etc, GOT together and BOUGHT the footage that has already, I guarantee, been recorded.

Again, Shhhhh, I do not want to hear about propaganda, or Lopsided News reporting... Have you watched FOX? Or most news agencies? Oh and even NPR.. remember poor Juan? How could anyone forget, he mentions it pretty much EVERY opportunity he has air time. Not appropriate air time, but air time. An Aside could be added here, but do you care? If so contact me and I can GO on about Juan Williams.. Oh I am going to any way.

Poor Juan or course he is scared of folks on planes with Turbans or Wraps. Juan is probably scared of LOTS of races, dude is mixed up. He is a visibly black man ( I will say African American, but that just makes it more confusing for him) he has a Hispanic First name A Last Name with English, Welsh you could stretch it and say German roots, he talks like a very dorky white dude, NPR, I know it's a little late but give the poor guy a break. I am guessing he doesn't like fences or borders, tribal chiefs, swimming pools, Cold beer, Dentists or dental Hygiene , The Celtics (I am stretching for a Welsh stereotype, thinks Celts) , Jews, Anglo Brunettes, Rap Music and Watermelon. Fire him? You should give him a medal for coming out of the house at all....... uh oh I hope he already put this together or we may not ever see him again.

Ok So that was off topic, however, just think, we could solve our debt with the money from titanic alone. I know it isn't Cameron's bag to do the "News" but maybe with some coaxing he could do Egypt un wired, in 3D. I bet the U.S. Military has some great footage, although I guess if James Cameron were handling the satellites the cameras would be better and more expensive.

OOPS here is the Original Article...... Yes this is what made me think of this...

Anderson Cooper Just Got Beat Up By Pro-Mubarak Thugs in Cairo





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