BREAKING NEWS!! Special Edition DWTS Election Edition!!

This Just in BREAKING NEWS!! 

Worst Of Anything, Brings you the LATEST Pre- Election 2012 Coverage! We have the Facts.... Because we have the BEST View:

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The Next Presidential Election will be Decided by a DANCE OFF between candidates on a SPECIAL SEASON of  Dancing with The Stars .... Presidential Election Addition.

Join DWTS (Dancing With the Stars) as they Bring on all the Presidential Hopefuls... Looks like the Palin clan may be ahead in this race.... or Quickstep if you will!!

How will the Political parties measure up?? 

Ellen Rixford

• Well an Elephant Republican may remember all the Steps and the Democrats may really look end up looking like an ass....

• The Libertarians are going to have a hard time since they don't know how to go to the Left or the Right!

• Oh but maybe all the Presidential Hopefuls will be Green with envy if this Party adds a candidate to the Dancing with the Stars Lineup.

• Although the PPP (Pansexual Peace Party, I SWEAR I DID NOT make this up, see link below)* has never fielded a candidate to the White House bid yet, perhaps the PPP gets down with OPP and well..... sex sells, but can it get votes for a "Dancing with the Stars" oops I mean Presidential WIN!

• U.S. MARIJUANA PARTY, will fair well in interpretive dance but between the Libertarian, no right-no left views and being high well, I cannot imagine they will last long with the Dancing with the Stars Judges, although I am sure they will be HUGELY popular with the American public and Cheech and Chong fans!

• The Prohibition Party won't be doing any Erotic dancing and will be completly at odds with the U.S. Marijuana Party, for obvious reasons 

I Predict Palin and Obama Final two, watch as they battle doing the 

• "Chad Cha Cha", 
• the "Quickstep Around the Issues,"
• the "Platform Passe Doble" and
• the ever popular "Health Care Jitterbug"!!!

Shhhhh It is Only a  Rumor , and let's not beat around the Bush, but GUESS who might be stopping by with the "Texas Two Step"?

The Candidates have been Dancing around the Issues for Years, Now as they Dance, let AMERICA"S HOTTEST Dance show, Dancing With the Stars, have them at least entertain you where they fail to inform!!

Bristol Palin is still in the TOP Twenty HOTTEST Google Searches!

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